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Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?

You have to deal with the repercushions

Why shouldn't you challenge Death to a pillow fight

Because seven ate nine

Why was six afraid of seven?

Officials couldn't find any squid marks

Why was the motorist arrested after swerving to avoid hitting an octopus he claimed to have seen in the road?

He couldn’t concentrate

Why was the orange juice factory employee fired?