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The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s drivin me nuts”

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on the front of your pants.”

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But hay, it’s in my jeans

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field

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Put a little boogie in it

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

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Push it down a hill

How do you make an egg roll?

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Nothing....it was on the house

How much did Santa pay for his sled?

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