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Lightbulb

Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other inserts the bulb into the water faucet.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to sing about how good the old one was.

How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me.

How many grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Because no body will show up

Why should you never ask a skeleton to change a lightbulb?