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Cross the Road

He replies, "Bond, James Bond. What's yours?" "Ken, Chick Ken."

After crossing the road, a chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"

To get to the other slide

Two playgrounds are on either side of the road...so, why did the children cross the road?

It dozen really matter

Why did the 12 chickens cross the road

Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?

To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the duck cross the road?