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Don't walk away from me!

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

An impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

Lack Toast Intolerant

What do you call someone who gets mad when they don't have any bread?

Mrs. Stuttersworth

What do you call syrup with a speech impediment


What do you give to a lemon in need?