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The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s drivin me nuts”

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on the front of your pants.”

A buck an ear

How much does a pirate pay for corn on the cob?

Aye matey

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?


What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

You'd think it was R, but it be the C

What’s a pirates favorite letter?