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The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s drivin me nuts”

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on the front of your pants.”

Really? You don't look like a shoe

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who?

“Make me one with everything.”

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?