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The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s drivin me nuts”

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on the front of your pants.”

But hay, it’s in my jeans

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field

De-brie was everywhere

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

It was a furs twirled problem

Did you hear about the majorette at the elite prep school who struggled to perform on a cold winter night?

It was his sixty-second birthday

Did you hear about the old man whose birthday one year lasted only one minute?